you work at a restaurant.  you eat scraps off fat
people's plates.  you forgot your nametag cause you
don't want anyone to know you.  and your boss talks
to you like you are section III, part 2. from his
corporate training manual.

At the following places America's youth is evaporating
behind broilers, fryers, dishwashers and flat tops:
Applebee's.
Chili's.
TGIF.
Chi Chi's.
Red Lobster.