you must be the lowest form of organism in the
animal kingdom, for your life is so boring and devoid
of any passion that you must find those who have
toiled and suffered for years for their art, and
live vicariously through them.

you hunt them down cause you're going hungry.
you hunt them down cause you're a nobody.

you seek the presence of famous people so you can
attain some pseudo form of fame by being associated
with someone who actually worked for years instead of
watching sports and eating chicken wings.